This included the white fairy dust (baking soda). Part of HuffPost Parenting. Finished the wrapping paper and immediately challenged my kid to a sword fight with the spent tube because Im a dad and thats just how we roll. The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of the Week (May 21, 2022) Time flies when you're having "fun." That's what I've been thinking to myself as I am reminded that I'm a childless 33 year old woman. My 7yo: Daddy could you move over youre sitting in my imaginary dogs spot. I wish my co-workers without kids had a sense of what its like trying to work from home while your kid is dumping mountains of Lego into various plastic containers directly behind you. By Vish Khanna Published Oct 21, 2022 Skeleton on a Peleton, six ibuprofen, founder of Michelin, this is Tywin, and much more from this week in funny tweets. I may not have taught my son how to start a campfire or throw a spiral, but by god he will know how to properly open a box of cereal. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Jan. 7-13) "Thoughts and prayers. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? I sent my daughter a text and she responded with I will look into this. Nothing says This parenting gig is easy! like using my sons last juice box as a mixer. Expectant Parent:Me: Don't worry, you'll learn. Find out what flavor of ice cream your kids hate and learn to love it. Welcome back! The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 22, 2022) It's that time of the yearthe kids are out of school, and they are going hog wild. The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 21, 2022) cheezburger.com 1d A wise woman once told me, "Darling, if you have a baby, then you can't be the baby." Whenever. We just got home and my 4yo just tossed his backpack and cup down in the floor, flopped on the couch, turned on Bluey and said whew what a day. Same, little buddy. My mom, looking at the baby: oh my gosh! Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Im writing a fantasy fiction novel about a mom that has a cold and her family does things for themselves while she rests. #1 This will be funnier in 6 years after I'm through parenting teens LOL I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 17, 2022 #2 Hahaha My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. You haven't seen Encanto? My 4-year-old says the wrong name for many things. *daughter asking for 500 toys at the store*Me: sorry, too expensive Daughter: cant you get more money?? Its like they dont even appreciate this plastic bag full of hundreds of other plastic bags Ive saved for them to inherit someday. I picked up some socks off the floor and my 4yo said, I was just going to do that. Now Im waiting for him to start asking why there are so many lights on in this house, My 5yo was pretty pissed when he learned that his water shoes werent for walking on the water but in it, Spent the day doing all the things around the house that my wife usually does and now I understand why she finds murder documentaries so therapeutic. He put a bag over his head and didn't speak the rest of the ride home. Janene. Wishing you all a good weekend! Our drop-off time is 8:24. But for those with the privilege of family planning, it's all about the timing. My child who jokes nonstop about the planet Uranus has recently learned about the country of Djibouti." By. This is fine. because it's not 13, 9 and 7. Me: Its 6 am. Kelsey Borresen 12/28/2022. Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 21, 2022. This is a clip show with SO many great recomendations, most of which are in the show notes below. She wanted grandchildren, right? 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. perspective on my job pic.twitter.com/h1CpIFJo3m. 4. Funny tweets that. This includes clips from How Did This Get Made (Leah asking a question at the Stone Cold live show in LA) and Doughboys (Burger King 6 with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally) Leah Intro 1 - best movies of . Tell me if you've heard this one: "I'm going to have kids early so I can enjoy my 40s and 50s." Or what about this one: "I'm going to wait until I'm 30 to have a kid so I can enjoy my twenties." These lines of reasoning are predicated on the notion that having kids is not enjoyable and is something you want to be relieved of eventually or postpone. Feeding, loving, cleaning up after, playing with and providing for their little ones. My wife was telling me how happy she is that the baby likes her food so I pointed out that he also likes to eat envelopes and now shes mad at me for some reason. At only 17 he has already achieved the dental joke dream Ive been striving to reach for 46 years. As 2022 is coming to a close, we . 5 min read. What nobody talks about is how men's reproductive years literally last their entire lives. Told my toddler she can't say fuck anymore so now she says "what the cocomelon" and honestly that should catch on, Grew up listening to Indian mythology. October 14 someone i taught how. Part of HuffPost Parenting. I showed the kid and he gasped. 10: I just read that you have fingertips but not toe tips yet you can tiptoe but not tip finger. I'm so proud. My daughter is "OMG! MY SON SPILLED A BOTTLE OF GLITTER IN OUR LIVING ROOM HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS. In this week of the Funny Bones Summer Enrichment Program: Welcome Wizards to a land full of mythical creatures and magic. The new year was a new flood of email. 8: We only go. 4yo: mom the whistle makes my brain hurt me: same4yo: *blows whistle again*, my six year old wanted me to pretend to be her mom and i said i am your mom and she said but like, a cool young fun mom im glad i tore up my body to birth her just to get shredded to pieces like that. State of the Word 2021 just concluded in NYC. Sorry but you're not as important as their AirPods. Is this what good parenting feels like?? ", You know youre getting old when your kids start referring to every old person they know as about your age. Here are some of the best quips I've come across this week. 50 Funniest Parenting Memes + Tweets This Week by Chris Illuminati April 8, 2022 Comments 0 Welcome to another installment of " parents about to lose their shit" better known as the funniest parenting memes & tweets of the week. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Because we're ready to serve you that post-coital cocktail of snacks, ibuprofen, a bottle of water, and maybe even a high-five if you did a really good job. Once they finally locate and open it, its just going to be filled with everything they made me out of sticks and cardboard in elementary school. Here they are: 1. A. I hope all parents reading this have had a great 2023 so far. This episode is an entire recording of the livestream broadcast over YouTube including audience + listener questions. when ppl hold the baby and the baby cries & parents say oh hes just tired, were lying, the baby really does hate you, My kid asked me for a burrito but without all the yucky stuff inside so Im pretty sure he wants a tortilla, Welcome to parenthood. . Ill take the $200 portrait package of my child posing in this state of confusion and paralyzing surprise. I ask her if we beefin and she looks me in the eye and tells me she thinks that she's getting a little . my son just referred to a house phone as a ring-a-ling phone and im officially calling them that now. My 6yo: There's no school on Friday because it's a teacher planning day. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. ". To that end, every week we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. I told him his birthday and the exact time of birth. "'I better not shout, I better not cry, I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time. Good news: It seems like 3yos favorite song is no longer Cotton Eyed Joe.Bad news: Now its the Ghostbusters theme song. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My 5-year-old sat me down to tell me my fortune. My 5 year old squeezed my hand and said Daddy, I dont do busy and Ive never related to him more, Ive never met a better negotiator than a kid who doesnt want to go to sleep. Get married and have kids so you can spend your life repeating every single thing you say. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. When you have a baby, it's all about the baby and not about you. Me, 5 hours before company arrives: Cool, calm, collectedMe, 15 minutes before company arrives: I NEED TO PAINT THE BASEBOARDS, I follow a mom on Instagram who has five boys just to see if she survives, There are two types of people in the modern age: those who are like, I downloaded an app for that and those who are like, Ive started churning my own butter., Spent the last week cleaning and organizing my house for thanksgiving and now I dont want to let the guests in because my house is clean and organized, I feel so bad for this generation of teenagers. My daughter Chewbacca, not so much. She said, "one day, maybe you'll be the best mom in the universe." U.S. Me: Its such a great feeling to be so loved by my family. Ppl w babies: I dont see why people stop traveling when they have kids! That is the question that so many twenty-somethings and thirty-somethings grapple with, and it's a lot harder to answer than you'd think. by Ajani Bazile. My kids mispronouncing Michael Bubl is my new favorite holiday tradition. My daughter just cried during a Christmas commercial and then asked Why do they do that?Welcome to commercialism, kiddo. I always wished I had dimplesMy kid: but you do have dimples! I'm "you bitches", Kids be like, We interrupt your sleep to bring you this important message: My blanket fell off., Nothing about parenting has prepared me for the moment my 5yo said his favourite song was Who Let The Dogs Out, My teen just let me know hes never speaking to me again. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. This is your life now. Picked up my son and his girlfriend last night and asked what they wanted to listen to and she said Fleetwood Mac. You now tell the people behind you in mini golf to play through.. You do not know passive-aggressive until youve listened to a parent answering questions from a child who wont go the fuck to sleep. "Told a guy I had body dysmorphia and he said, 'I love sci-fi.'". School emails be like:Welcome to X Elementary! My twins got a goodbye book from their nursery school because its their last day and all the other kids wrote them messages and one girl just wrote Im scared and Im crying. Offered my daughter an apple and instead of just answering she said cows make milk, bees make honey and apples make pies like she was citing from some kind of Kindergarten Oracle. The fact that my husband slept through a FIRE ALARM last night speaks volumes about what our life with a newborn was like. Quick story - I know this parent whose kid stayed home from school one day this week. 3. Babies sometimes just happen to people, and that's that. It's adorable, but I do try to help him say the correct word. So no, you do not want me for your planning committee. 4 says all these cars are in line for gas. My kids had money to spend at the store. 6yo: I love you Me: I love you too!6yo: I wasnt talking to you I was talking to my donut. Students arriving at 8:26 will be late. 107d ago today / Parents Here are the 24 funniest parents on. I took a picture of a kid's chest x-ray to show the family (he had pneumonia). I better not shout, I better not cry, I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time. #1 You won't. Start packing. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. 80% of parenting teens is talking to them when they have AirPods in and they don't hear anything you say. I'm teaching my kids to read because it's quality time spent together. Had I upset her? Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! 2022 45 Funny Tweets From This Month So Far That Reminded Me Why I Never Delete Twitter "I knew I was a real flirt when I. "Kids should come with a 'skip intro' button for their stories". That is the question that so many twenty-somethings and thirty-somethings grapple with, and it's a lot harder to answer than you'd think. To that end, every week we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Here are some of the best quips I've come across this week. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. The PTA will need a donation equal to your mortgage. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Tie-dye. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. And can I visit for a week or two? [my youngest, 5, to me from the backseat]Mom, can you play the Never-Neverland song please?*presses play on Enter Sandman, We have a nest of baby birds and they eat anything their mom brings them without complaint, as a mom of humans I find this mind blowing. My 8yo in a white shirt with a pomegranate and voil! Today, he said Walnuts instead of Walmart & I might have to let this one slide. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes.What the child hears: Get undressed. Lots of straight onesMe: pic.twitter.com/p919au4ztR, Making it rain but youre a parent: pic.twitter.com/mKPrrU3eCL, My 4-year-old son gave me a handmade card for Father's Day. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I wrote on my kid's school tardy excuse. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! I have little qualification to speak on this . 6: why does J have two mommies?Me: some kids have two mommies, some have two daddies, some have a mommy and a daddy all families look diff-6: I wish I had two mommies My husband: My teen said I was old and out of touch. You gotta start a new life someplace else. My wife took our kids to the aquarium the other day and then our 5yo asked me if one weekend I could take us to outer space. That evening I asked if she was ok and she really opened up and admitted that she thought I was really embarrassing. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 15, 2022) To be a parent or to not be a parent. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I can't stop laughing. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! 5 paused the movie she was watching, handed me the remote and said while Im playing, you can watch something in case you were wondering whos in charge around here. Each week, the dads of Twitter give us a heaping helping of highly-relatable laughs and dad jokes.Whether they're sharing funny puns, their kids' most hilarious quips, or questionable parenting moments, we simply cannot get enough.Here's to another glorious week of parenting tweets by dads - we've rounded up 10 of our favorites for a bit of much-needed comic relief. Functioning is something everyone wants to do. I do not envy parents who stay home with their kids three days before Christmas. People will tell you that childbirth is the most painful thing you can experience but after watching my toddler try to pick up peas with a fork I'm not so sure. "Once your kid can pump their legs on the park swings, the second half of your life begins. Their little bodies can barely hold so much anticipation, which leads to a lot of frantic energy coming your way. Sure, we all know that you're going to be sleep-deprived once you start popping them out. We were eating dinner and it was really quiet because we were enjoying our food. before becoming a parent i didn't know i could ruin someone's life by providing them with food, water, juice, clothes, entertainment and shelter for free. Dimples are just the cutest thing! I asked 5 why she was still awake and she rolled her eyes and said because my eyes are still open and I think her transition to teen is complete, This is my son's (6 y.o.) My 9 year old has wanted to bake a cake for weeks and today after I finished work we finally did it. I took the kids out for the day so my husband could relax and apparently my husbands interpretation of relaxing is relaxing and not doing 16 loads of laundry. Took kids swimming and there were loads of people there. No word, no hug, not even a wave. 16 Hilarious Tweets About the Funny, Quirky Things Kids Do, Top 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents This Week, 21 Funny Tweets to Bring Some Laughs to Your Day, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Tweets From The Mom TruthBomb, 21 Funny and Relatable Tweets About New Years Resolutions, 20 Funny Tweets for Anyone Staying Home on New Years Eve. As I apply for Parent of the Year, I would like to share that I told everyone that my 6 year old was 7 for like a week until she finally corrected me, and then I called her by the dogs name twice.I would like my prize in small bills pls. I'd be happy with 10 pounds! Wishing you all a good weekend! Being so busy means its easy to forget about making memories with my kids I can tell she loved every four minutes of it before she went to watch TV and left me to do it all, Out of nowhere, my nephew just asked, Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring? and now Im going to be haunted by this question. Sit still you animals ! My wife yells at the kids just before she posts the photo she took of them on Facebook captioned My World. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 1, 2022) The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 1, 2022) 4 days ago Like Comments | 1 If you don't have a list on. The 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents this Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! To be a parent or to not be a parent. If youre on the fence about having kids you should know in the same day my toddler threw an entire open bottle of liquid Motrin in his room bc he didnt like the pjs I picked out but also earlier he hugged my husband and me, said mama, dada, we are a family Hope that helps. Their little bodies can barely hold so much anticipation, which leads to a lot of frantic energy coming your way. Friends and guests of Finding Favorites are back to tell us about their favorite things from 2022. My son made a menorah in preschool and the level of care and craftsmanship he put into it is frankly antisemitic. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. If you're also struggling to put down the phone and need one more thing to scroll through before you do, these parenting tweets might do just that, and make you go "ho ho ho" in the process. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Someday, God willing, I will attend my childrens weddings, refuse to eat what they serve and demand butter noodles and nuggets. Yep,. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 3, 2022) 11/3/2022 Like 1 Comment | 11 Being a parent during the days following Halloween is an insane exercise in self-control. Nothing prepared me for the stage where I'd randomly turn around to find my 1yo crouching Gollum-style on the table, eating his siblings leftovers as if I never feed him. The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 21, 2022) A wise woman once told me, "Darling, if you have a baby, then you can't be the baby ." Whenever I think I want to become the vessel for an infant's lifeblood, I am reminded that I am not ready to stop being the baby. 4 min read. It was a station wagon. I highly recommend my 7YO if anyone is looking to hire a professional interruptor. Points for creativity to my 7yo who got caught sneaking cookies and tried to convince me she was sleepwalking, at 3pm. I told him to eat my shorts cause that's hella whack home skillet. Just over 2 hours of updates around the community, the software, and the vision of Matt Mullenweg. Dads, on vacation: I wonder how much rain we got at home. Start finger painting. My parenting style right now is like gentle parenting, gentle parenting, gentle parenting, IM CANCELLING CHRISTMAS!! It's that time of the yearthe kids are out of school, and they are going hog wild. It can be hard to pull kids and teenagers away from their phones and actually hang out with their families during the holidays, but when you can, it's all worth it. , My husband texted me from work to ask if our sons cough was wet or dry and I was like whoa whoa whoa, theres only room for one fake doctor in this family, 15- I cant wait to be an adult so I can just do whatever I want all day Me- *just returning from grocery shopping and on my way to the third school pickup line today* Yes, its simply magical. Parenting best parenting tweets The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Aug. 6-12) "Once your kid can pump their legs on the park swings, the second half of your life begins." By Caroline Bologna Aug 12, 2022, 01:13 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Edition Parenting funny tweets best parenting tweets The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (March 26-April 1) "It's time to play 'Is My Kid Hugging Me or Cleaning His Nose or Both?'" By Caroline Bologna Apr 1, 2022, 04:07 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Just asked a rival dad why there was so much room between his ceiling and the top of his Christmas tree. These 131 Hysterical Tweets Are Some Of The Only Things That Have Gotten Me Through 2022 So Far. When do we learn how to breathe underwater? My kid, overestimating his swimming lessons. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. The names of the kids in my sons preschool class - my sons included - are indistinguishable from the names of the residents in most Palm Beach retirement homes. Daddy, that chickens ghost is gonna haunt you for eating it, and other terrifying shit my 4yo casually says to me. Follow me for more eye-opening parenting tips. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. 9yo is yelling at 13yo for eating most of the Froot Loops and 13yo is yelling at 9yo for finishing the box and Im hiding in the breakfast room eating a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and hoping they dont notice me because I dont want to share. I offered my son a butter cookie and he tried it, said he didn't like it at all, ate the whole thing and asked for three more, Parents to their first born: dont hurt yourselfParents to their last born: try not to kill yourself. At the same time, there is something so special about having a couple of weeks to spend with your kids. My daughter bought a toy and my son bought.a rotisserie chicken. And then they hit you with the side effects, most of which would only make us more depressed. My kids won't stop bugging me for an in-ground pool so tonight we're watching Poltergeist. I googled juvenile psychopathy, my husband interrogated our kid. Your supply lists include everything you've already bought but in a different color. Maybe for Christmas I'll draw him a picture of some toys, I wish the parenting books taught you what to do when your toddler grabs your wifes nose and screams WEINER NOSE, WEINER NOSE!. told someone i was 36 today. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. what ages does the sticky crusty food particles all over the fridge door handles stop? I just instructed my 4YO to be reasonable so make sure youre following me for all the best parenting tips. Of course, some people don't have a choice in whether they become parents. Parenting funny tweets tweets of the week best parenting tweets. Here in New York City, my friends have taken longer than most to go on the long and exhausting journey of procreation. My mom told me I needed to learn how to relax more so I dropped my kids at her house. By Georgia Nicols Wednesday . When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, In a pie-eating contest, it doesnt matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie. I think about that a lot. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 24-30) "My 5yo told me that the baby was really annoying him and I assured him that they get more annoying as they get older" By Caroline Bologna Sep 30, 2022, 09:43 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. She asked if it's a name for goats. Jan 13, 2023, 03:53 PM EST. Took my 9yo to school. There's something so crazy about that, and all I'm hoping is that Nick Cannon quits while he's ahead. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Image via @softbalIs on Twitter. By Vish Khanna. Once your kid can pump their legs on the park swings, the second half of your life begins. This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: December 2, 2022 Photo via @sachee on Twitter By Vish Khanna Published Dec 02,. But there are other side-effects of raising children that you may not have expected. "It's time to play 'Is My Kid Hugging Me or Cleaning His Nose or Both? Because of this, it can be pretty challenging to. Now when my toddler pees through a diaper my 4yo comforts him by telling him, its okay, mommy does it too.. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Do you take Discover? Welcome to parenthood. 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